Monday, December 26, 2016

Potent drugs for women …

                                 … to help us get through the next four years !

DAMNITOL  ... Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

FLIPITOR ... Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN ... Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '

BUYAGRA ... Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT ... A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators..

PEPTOBIMBO ... Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases libido, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL ... When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks


Blogger Marie Smith said...

Lol. I try to avoid meds if at all possible, but I like the sound of those.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Anvilcloud said...

Not sure what I think about that menicillin. :)

2:03 AM  
Blogger possum said...

AH! Some new ones!
I know some folks who could use some of these.

5:10 AM  
Blogger Arkansas Patti said...

Yep---some really helpful meds here. Flipitor should be mandatory these days.

8:00 AM  
Blogger troutbirder said...

I must say after reading this to Mrs T. she almost fell out of her recliner & is still laughing ten minutes later....:)

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny, especially the last one...dumbitol.

9:37 AM  
Blogger kenju said...

I'd like several bottles of each, please!

4:48 PM  
Blogger Beatrice P. Boyd said...

If you could market these, Ginnie, the workd would be a more interesting place for sure.

6:24 AM  

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