The Church Bulletin Board
These
Church Bulletins were actually posted or announced in church
services:
“The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water‘. The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.'“
“Don’t let worry kill you off. Let the church help.”
“At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
“Place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.”
“The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.”
“Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.”
“The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water‘. The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.'“
“Don’t let worry kill you off. Let the church help.”
“At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
“Place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.”
“The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.”
“Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.”
“The
eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the
church basement Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.”
“Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.”
“The minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday .
It reads… ‘I Upped My Pledge …Now Up Yours’. ”
“Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.”
“The minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday .
It reads… ‘I Upped My Pledge …Now Up Yours’. ”
posted by Goldendaze-Ginnie at 3:00 PM
5 Comments:
Lol. Good chuckles there!
I posted a similar but not identical list on FB last week. It drew many laughs and re-posts.
Ah the poor harried church secretaries. Just too funny. Even God needs a chuckle.
I love those! Thanks for a chuckle.
While I have seen some similar ones before, Ginnie, these always bring a laugh and are worth repeating.
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