Drugs for women only...
A repeat entry for those of you in need ...
Damnitol: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
Flipitor: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
Menicillin: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
Buyagra: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration and credit line of spending spree
Anti-talksident: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used by anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
Peptobimbo: Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases liblido, decreases intelligence and prevents conception.
Dumberol: When taken with Peptobimbo can cause dangerously low IQ resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
posted by Ginnie at 5:00 PM
6 Comments:
I know I'm slow, butI had to read a few before I understood you had taken a Micky.
Lol. I've needed a few of those over the years.
Excellent. Send me a few samples, will ya?
I love them. Thanks for the chuckle.
We could use a few damnitol these days.
Yes, I agree on the damnitol. Some days that is exactly how I feel. These are good, Ginnie.
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