Word play ...
As promised … I'm going to lighten the mood.
Here are some silly one liners.
Do you have any you want to share with us?
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and
says "Make me one
with
everything.
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What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium/
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I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel
prize.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.
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Sausage puns are the wurst.
posted by Goldendaze-Ginnie at 2:30 PM
6 Comments:
Lol. Good ones!
Those were cute, thanks for the smiles.
It's good to lighten up every now and then. It made me smile, Ginnie.
These a pretty good and ones that I hadn't heard/read before.
Also Happy 🎂 to you, Ginnie, from a fellow February celebrant.
Enjoyed those! My brain is too tired to try to dredge up some I've heard.
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