Friday, September 07, 2018

There's a med for that !

Finding the news of  the day more than you can handle?  Maybe these meds will help …

Flipitor:  Increases life expectancy by controlling rage & the urge to flip off those who disagree with you.

Menicillen:  Potent anti-boy-otic for older women.  Used to calm down an overstimulated libido.

Damnitol:  Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
Buyagra: Injectable stimulant that increases potency, duration and credit line of spending spree.
Anti-talksident:  A spray carried in purse to be used by anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
Peptobimbo: Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two  full cups swallowed before an evening out will increase libido, decrease intelligence  and prevent conception.   
Dumberol:  When taken with Peptobimbo can cause dangerously low IQ resulting in urge to watch FOX news.  


Blogger Marie Smith said...

Lol. Priceless!

6:10 PM  
Blogger Anvilcloud said...

Sometimes I could use a med to help me not getting triggered on social media.

4:44 AM  
Blogger possum said...

OH GOOD! New ones! Perfect for these times.
Thanks for starting my day off with a LOL!
Gonna have to share these!

5:03 AM  
Blogger NCmountainwoman said...

When will these be on the market? I need several of them. Thanks for the laughs.

5:40 AM  
Blogger Arkansas Patti said...

Ha ha, think I will take 2 Damnitol and deal with all this in the morning.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Joared said...

Do let me know when you have these available that I can order. Seriously, these could be marketed -- placebo effect!

5:04 PM  
Blogger Beatrice P. Boyd said...

it seems that if these were available, there is already a willing market, Ginnie.

11:25 AM  

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