There's a med for that !
Finding the news of the day more than you can handle? Maybe these meds will help …
Flipitor: Increases life expectancy by controlling rage & the urge to flip off those who disagree with you.
Flipitor: Increases life expectancy by controlling rage & the urge to flip off those who disagree with you.
Menicillen: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Used to calm down an overstimulated libido.
Damnitol: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
Damnitol: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
Buyagra: Injectable stimulant that increases potency, duration and credit line of spending spree.
Anti-talksident: A spray carried in purse to be used by anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
Peptobimbo: Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out will increase libido, decrease intelligence and prevent conception.
Dumberol: When taken with Peptobimbo can cause dangerously low IQ resulting in urge to watch FOX news.
posted by Goldendaze-Ginnie at 4:00 PM
7 Comments:
Lol. Priceless!
Sometimes I could use a med to help me not getting triggered on social media.
OH GOOD! New ones! Perfect for these times.
Thanks for starting my day off with a LOL!
Gonna have to share these!
When will these be on the market? I need several of them. Thanks for the laughs.
Ha ha, think I will take 2 Damnitol and deal with all this in the morning.
Do let me know when you have these available that I can order. Seriously, these could be marketed -- placebo effect!
it seems that if these were available, there is already a willing market, Ginnie.
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