MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY… ??????
My friend Jan gave me the following list … sounds about right to me !
ARTERY … the study of painting
BACTERIA … the back door to the cafeteria
BARIUM … what doctors do when patients die
CAT SCAN ….searching for Kitty
CAUTERIZE … made eye contact with her
DILATE … to live long
ENEMA … not a friend
MORBID … a higher offer
OUTPATIENT … a patient who has fainted
PELVIS … second cousin to Elvis
SEIZURE … a Roman Emperor
TERMINAL ILLNESS … getting ill at the airport
And last but not least …
NITRATES … cheaper than day rates
posted by Ginnie at 1:48 PM
10 Comments:
Very clever, would have never thunk it! Love Di ♥
Oh you are too funny!! I read these to my family members. They laughed a bit. Dianne
LOVE them!! very cleaver, indeed!
A nice, light post for a Sunday morning. I was just reading them to Cuppa.
I loved them all!
Those sound perfectly logical to me.
Good smiles for a weekend, Ginnie.
Thank you so very much for cheering me up Ginnie! This Winter is depressing me and the fact that I have had to come into work this morning to do some yearly clinical skills update training.. gah! Mind you I am not really complaining here.. just that I am not used to mornings.. you know I "Don't Do Mornings!!!" lol
came via Cazzie's blog this is a real hoot
Very good Ginnie. I like dilate and terminal illness! Happy Friday to you.
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